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bezoarwhore:

Every time a boy makes a get into the Kitchen joke, I think this. 

bezoarwhore:

Every time a boy makes a get into the Kitchen joke, I think this. 

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the-prancing-velociraptor:

Anyone born between 1986 and 1997,
The Ministry of Magic lost your record and letter when Voldemort took over.

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burdge:

Lily and little Harry for Mother’s day. <3

burdge:

Lily and little Harry for Mother’s day. <3

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
Me:Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl:*hides behind her mom*
Mom:Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl:Yeeaaaaaah...
Me:That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl:*shakes head*
Me:Ron? Harry?
Little girl:I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me:Uh.
Little Girl:HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me:That's...fun too.

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James:Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius:Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James:Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
kinghanalister:

Today marked the 15th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts.

kinghanalister:

Today marked the 15th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts.

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aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

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catch-thecumbersnitch:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

today I wore my Deathly Hallows necklace to school and someone asked me “isn’t that the deathly holocaust symbol”

yes

Harry Potter and the Third Reich: Book Eight

update: i was just asked if i’m wearing this to identify as a member of the illuminati

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mydraco:

remember may 2nd, 1998

the battle of Hogwarts

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